Because they DO say the darndest things......

I really love all the funny things my kids say. Even if it's just a mispronounciation. (Holy Cow! I think I just spelled that right!) Super H has several. Like instead of  'sunburn' it's 'sun bite' and it's not the 'post office' it's the 'poke office'. She also likes to eat 'hag-u-bers' and sing about being a 'scall-u-wab' and sit in my 'laps'. That's right. If you have two legs, you must have two laps.

The older two are at the point where they just say funny stuff without trying to be funny. Like the other night, they were out front and saw a HUGE group of birds fly over. So one says to the other, "Look! It's a school of birds." and the other says "Well, which one is the teacher?" "I guess that one flying by herself. They must take turns being the teacher." Or they'll ask me if there are sharks in the lake. Or octopusses. Or jellyfish. As if one wouldn't live in the lake, but some how the others could.

Hands down the funniest thing that they have come up with was the day my sister was over for a visit with her then less-than-a-year old son. She changed his diaper in the living room and my middle daughter stared out right at his 'weiner'. Then asked in the most confused voice ever, "Why does hims butt have a thing like you milk a cow with???"